this is the best thing that happened to me today
(via melalalanie)
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
trilogy..
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
(via asian)
*makes a good grade on a test* nicki u seein this
(via asian)
| me: | *gains +1 self esteem* |
| the universe i guess: | uh? no? |
| me: | ur absolutely right im so fuckign sorry |
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
(via ruinedchildhood)
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
(via orgasmic-humor)